Thanks you YouTube, I discovered a few frigging awesome looking pieces of Extreme Gear today.

Jumping shoes!

Ever tried super glueing matress springs to the bottom of your shoes because you suck at basketball? Well I have and it didn’t work. Here’s how it does work: some big fuck off aeronautical springs rivetted onto the back of some boot skeletons.

Check out a video HERE.

Purchase these bad boys HERE. ($440)

Motorized Skateboard deal!

Not into jumping shoes? Then how about in your face fucking powerized shoes!

See you stick your feet in those holes in the wheels and then, I guess, there’s a hand throttle. I would imagine that something like this has no breaks. It takes a liter of gas and goes for an hour at 20mph.

Is this a safer alternative to a motorcycle for someone who just spent 96 dollars to fill up their truck at the pump? Who cares.

Purchase this bad boy HERE (like $900)

Enormous Kite!

Para-sailing has always seemed like a huge pain in the ass to me.  Also, I’m afraid of the ocean.  A cousin of mine got chlamydia in the ocean.

I’m not even going to talk about how awesome this one is.  Just go watch their video HERE.