Thanks you YouTube, I discovered a few frigging awesome looking pieces of Extreme Gear today.
Jumping shoes!
Ever tried super glueing matress springs to the bottom of your shoes because you suck at basketball? Well I have and it didn’t work. Here’s how it does work: some big fuck off aeronautical springs rivetted onto the back of some boot skeletons.
Check out a video HERE.
Purchase these bad boys HERE. ($440)
Motorized Skateboard deal!
Not into jumping shoes? Then how about in your face fucking powerized shoes!
See you stick your feet in those holes in the wheels and then, I guess, there’s a hand throttle. I would imagine that something like this has no breaks. It takes a liter of gas and goes for an hour at 20mph.
Is this a safer alternative to a motorcycle for someone who just spent 96 dollars to fill up their truck at the pump? Who cares.
Purchase this bad boy HERE (like $900)
Enormous Kite!
Para-sailing has always seemed like a huge pain in the ass to me. Also, I’m afraid of the ocean. A cousin of mine got chlamydia in the ocean.
I’m not even going to talk about how awesome this one is. Just go watch their video HERE.
9 responses so far ↓
1 noob // Oct 21, 2007 at 2:28 pm
haha wtf is the point you big gay bastard
2 rhys // May 5, 2008 at 1:07 am
fuck dats some cool stuff
3 bigpapa // Oct 10, 2008 at 1:40 am
nigga gotta make dat bread, cuz.
4 ur a fag // Nov 6, 2008 at 4:42 pm
none of this is cool. u suck
5 internet pimp // Nov 14, 2008 at 1:21 pm
you guys are retarded.
super jumping boots are the meaning of cool
6 Mr. Awesome // Jan 15, 2009 at 6:17 am
6 out of 10 on the awesome scale, work your way up
7 the universal one // Apr 29, 2009 at 5:35 pm
i think all this stuff is neat and innovative. i feel that the comments being left show an incapability to push physical limitation in the physical world. i feel an open mind would much more enjoy the concepts portrayed. thus the reason why many minds will enjoy delving into these ideas.
you know what…i accidentally misinterpreted the situation.
8 Anonymous // May 20, 2009 at 12:26 pm
HEYYYY FAGGGG
9 chuf // Jun 15, 2009 at 11:33 pm
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